"I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond."
"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie."Mae West on Jim Davis
"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people."Mae West on Orson Welles
"No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated with any other means."Mae West on Maimonides
"Adopting a new healthier lifestyle can involve changing diet to include more fresh fruit and vegetables as well as increasing levels of exercise."Mae West on Linford Christie
"And let's be clear: It's not enough just to limit ads for foods that aren't healthy. It's also going to be critical to increase marketing for foods that are healthy."Mae West on Michelle Obama
"Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art."
"The best way to hold a man is in your arms."
"Look your best - who said love is blind?"
"Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain."
"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."