"Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain."
"Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things."Mae West on Keanu Reeves
"I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that."Mae West on Mitch Hedberg
"You can't stop loving or wanting to love because when its right it's the best thing in the world. When you're in a relationship and its good, even if nothing else in your life is right, you feel like your whole world is complete."Mae West on Keith Sweat
"Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others."Mae West on Wayne Dyer
"If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends."Mae West on Orson Welles
"Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art."
"The best way to hold a man is in your arms."
"Look your best - who said love is blind?"
"I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond."
"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."