"When women go wrong, men go right after them."
"A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."Mae West on Eleanor Roosevelt
"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."Mae West on Marilyn Monroe
"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."Mae West on Friedrich Nietzsche
"The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."Mae West on Ralph Waldo Emerson
"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."Mae West on John Lennon
"Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art."
"The best way to hold a man is in your arms."
"Look your best - who said love is blind?"
"Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain."
"I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond."