"I remember walking the dog one day, I saw a car full of teenage girls, and one of them rolled down the window and yelled, 'Marc Jacobs!' in a French accent."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Marc Jacobs on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Marc Jacobs on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Marc Jacobs on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Marc Jacobs on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Marc Jacobs on Steven Wright
"I always find beauty in things that are odd and imperfect - they are much more interesting."
"In terms of having a business, I wanted to let it go beyond what my personal taste is. Basically, I'm in a kilt and a white shirt every day. So, you know, I don't have a lot of scope, and I'm really picky about what I wear."
"It just seemed too weird to me. I don't know, maybe they were smoking a joint in the car downstairs from their parents' apartment. I had to go that far to put together a scenario of how they could have possibly recognized me."
"It's quite nice to see that I didn't have to change who I was to reach two very different types of people."
"I wouldn't know how to find eBay on the computer if my life depended on it."