"If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Marcelene Cox on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Marcelene Cox on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Marcelene Cox on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Marcelene Cox on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Marcelene Cox on Elbert Hubbard
"Children in a family are like flowers in a bouquet: there's always one determined to face in an opposite direction from the way the arranger desires."
"Eating without conversation is only stoking."
"One sure way to lose another woman's friendship is to try to improve her flower arrangements."
"Weather means more when you have a garden. There's nothing like listening to a shower and thinking how it is soaking in around your green beans."
"No one knows his true character until he has run out of gas, purchased something on the installment plan and raised an adolescent."