"I can't drag myself away from 'Final Cut Pro.' It is a digital video editing system. I am obsessed with it, but I am always away from home, and I can't use it."
"Any woman who understands the problems of running a home will be nearer to understanding the problems of running a country."Margaret Cho on Margaret Thatcher
"A house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body."Margaret Cho on Benjamin Franklin
"Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts."Margaret Cho on Oliver Wendell Holmes
"Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home."Margaret Cho on Bill Cosby
"Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in."Margaret Cho on Robert Frost
"I didn't appreciate the young woman that I was, or my young beauty, because I was so obsessed with the fact that I felt fat. It's never good to add to anybody else's suffering. It's an important topic to really get the gravity and the importance of - dealing with dignity."
"Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in the right direction and you are you once again."
"Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist."
"People drain me, even the closest of friends, and I find loneliness to be the best state in the union to live in."
"Interventions are really emotionally exhausting and I would never ever want to have one. In the same way, I would never want to have a surprise birthday party. That would be horrible."