"Usually, if you smile at them and show some interest in the toy, they will give it to you. That's a straight up Democrat move!"
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around."Margaret Cho on Leo Buscaglia
"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened."Margaret Cho on Dr. Seuss
"Look back, and smile on perils past."Margaret Cho on Walter Scott
"A warm smile is the universal language of kindness."Margaret Cho on William Arthur Ward
"A smile is a curve that sets everything straight."Margaret Cho on Phyllis Diller
"I didn't appreciate the young woman that I was, or my young beauty, because I was so obsessed with the fact that I felt fat. It's never good to add to anybody else's suffering. It's an important topic to really get the gravity and the importance of - dealing with dignity."
"Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in the right direction and you are you once again."
"Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist."
"People drain me, even the closest of friends, and I find loneliness to be the best state in the union to live in."
"Interventions are really emotionally exhausting and I would never ever want to have one. In the same way, I would never want to have a surprise birthday party. That would be horrible."