"I took anatomy classes. I went to medical libraries and talked to doctors and nutritionists. I did the whole thing before using myself as a human guinea pig."
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."Marilu Henner on Groucho Marx
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."Marilu Henner on Groucho Marx
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."Marilu Henner on Erma Bombeck
"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."Marilu Henner on Plato
"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."Marilu Henner on Erma Bombeck
"Most of us start out with a positive attitude and a plan to do our best."
"Like it or not, the world evolves, priorities change and so do you."
"We're always bombarded with images from magazines of what looks cool and sexy."
"You know, one of the biggest thrills I have is when famous people recognize me from Taxi."
"I always say centered food equals centered behavior."