"I have always had a talent for irritating women since I was fourteen."
"A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."Marilyn Monroe on Eleanor Roosevelt
"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."Marilyn Monroe on Marilyn Monroe
"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."Marilyn Monroe on Friedrich Nietzsche
"The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."Marilyn Monroe on Ralph Waldo Emerson
"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."Marilyn Monroe on John Lennon
"Sometimes I think it would be easier to avoid old age, to die young, but then you'd never complete your life, would you? You'd never wholly know you."
"It's often just enough to be with someone. I don't need to touch them. Not even talk. A feeling passes between you both. You're not alone."
"I restore myself when I'm alone."
"It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone - so far."
"I have noticed... that men usually leave married women alone and are inclined to treat all wives with respect. This is no great credit to married women."