"Our black president can't say that he's for gay marriage. That is upsetting to me."
"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."Mario Cantone on Mignon McLaughlin
"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."Mario Cantone on Socrates
"It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages."Mario Cantone on Friedrich Nietzsche
"How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being."Mario Cantone on Oscar Wilde
"Don't marry the person you think you can live with marry only the individual you think you can't live without."Mario Cantone on James C. Dobson
"I hated high school. Ugh. I couldn't wait until it was over so I could sleep in. In college, I made sure all my classes were in the afternoon. I hated getting up in the morning."