"The closest thing I use to beauty products is the grease on the pizza from John's Pizzeria."
"Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it."Mark Feuerstein on Confucius
"To love beauty is to see light."Mark Feuerstein on Victor Hugo
"Beauty is only skin deep. If you go after someone just because she's beautiful but don't have anything to talk about, it's going to get boring fast. You want to look beyond the surface and see if you can have fun or if you have anything in common with this person."Mark Feuerstein on Amanda Peet
"A woman whose smile is open and whose expression is glad has a kind of beauty no matter what she wears."Mark Feuerstein on Anne Roiphe
"People are like stained - glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within."Mark Feuerstein on Elisabeth Kubler-Ross
"I just recently joined Twitter. It's very positive - I love all the accolades. If my ego is hurting, I can just open my Twitter account and see 'Oh, I love you! I love the show!' and it's great. I'm trying to find the balance between trying to be funny, being honest and just being a promoter as the guy on 'Royal Pains.'"
"Okay, so, sometimes in life, I can be a score-keeper - someone who keeps track of what he gives and what he gets in return. An annoying quality, to say the least, and I'm sure my wife has your sympathy, but it's made me highly attuned to when and where credit is due."