"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."
"You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty."Mark Twain on Mahatma Gandhi
"An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life."Mark Twain on Robert A. Heinlein
"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society."Mark Twain on Jiddu Krishnamurti
"A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both."Mark Twain on Dwight D. Eisenhower
"There is more to life than increasing its speed."Mark Twain on Mahatma Gandhi
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been."
"Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen."
"Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured."
"When angry, count to four when very angry, swear."