"I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened."
"Great minds discuss ideas average minds discuss events small minds discuss people."Mark Twain on Eleanor Roosevelt
"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds."Mark Twain on Albert Einstein
"Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them."Mark Twain on William Shakespeare
"One sees great things from the valley only small things from the peak."Mark Twain on Gilbert K. Chesterton
"All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope."Mark Twain on Winston Churchill
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been."
"Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen."
"Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured."
"When angry, count to four when very angry, swear."