"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
"Sir, my concern is not whether God is on our side my greatest concern is to be on God's side, for God is always right."Mark Twain on Abraham Lincoln
"We need to find God, and he cannot be found in noise and restlessness. God is the friend of silence. See how nature - trees, flowers, grass- grows in silence see the stars, the moon and the sun, how they move in silence... We need silence to be able to touch souls."Mark Twain on Mother Teresa
"When the solution is simple, God is answering."Mark Twain on Albert Einstein
"While I know myself as a creation of God, I am also obligated to realize and remember that everyone else and everything else are also God's creation."Mark Twain on Maya Angelou
"Never trust anyone completely but God. Love people, but put your full trust only in God."Mark Twain on Lawrence Welk
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been."
"Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen."
"Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured."
"When angry, count to four when very angry, swear."