"Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside."
"I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead."Mark Twain on Oscar Wilde
"You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans."Mark Twain on Ronald Reagan
"It's difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isn't available."Mark Twain on Ronald Reagan
"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."Mark Twain on Yogi Berra
"Beware the hobby that eats."Mark Twain on Benjamin Franklin
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been."
"Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen."
"Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured."
"When angry, count to four when very angry, swear."