"Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside."
"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on."Mark Twain on Robert Frost
"Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment."Mark Twain on Buddha
"Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you and treat you bad. Let God deal with the things they do, cause hate in your heart will consume you too."Mark Twain on Will Smith
"Life is a song - sing it. Life is a game - play it. Life is a challenge - meet it. Life is a dream - realize it. Life is a sacrifice - offer it. Life is love - enjoy it."Mark Twain on Sai Baba
"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing."Mark Twain on George Bernard Shaw
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been."
"Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen."
"Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured."
"When angry, count to four when very angry, swear."