"Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about."
"If we ever forget that we are One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under."Mark Twain on Ronald Reagan
"Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind."Mark Twain on Albert Einstein
"Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty."Mark Twain on John F. Kennedy
"I look forward to a great future for America - a future in which our country will match its military strength with our moral restraint, its wealth with our wisdom, its power with our purpose."Mark Twain on John F. Kennedy
"Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious."Mark Twain on Oscar Wilde
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been."
"Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen."
"Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured."
"When angry, count to four when very angry, swear."