"Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough."
"Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year."Mark Twain on Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Your success and happiness lies in you. Resolve to keep happy, and your joy and you shall form an invincible host against difficulties."Mark Twain on Helen Keller
"Come, gentlemen, I hope we shall drink down all unkindness."Mark Twain on William Shakespeare
"New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time."Mark Twain on James Agate
"Let our New Year's resolution be this: we will be there for one another as fellow members of humanity, in the finest sense of the word."Mark Twain on Goran Persson
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been."
"Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen."
"Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured."
"When angry, count to four when very angry, swear."