"The lack of money is the root of all evil."
"When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life now that I am old I know that it is."Mark Twain on Oscar Wilde
"A little thought and a little kindness are often worth more than a great deal of money."Mark Twain on John Ruskin
"Money has never made man happy, nor will it, there is nothing in its nature to produce happiness. The more of it one has the more one wants."Mark Twain on Benjamin Franklin
"Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it."Mark Twain on Mark Twain
"For I can raise no money by vile means."Mark Twain on William Shakespeare
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been."
"Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen."
"Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured."
"When angry, count to four when very angry, swear."