"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not."
"To keep the body in good health is a duty... otherwise we shall not be able to keep our mind strong and clear."Mark Twain on Buddha
"The wish for healing has always been half of health."Mark Twain on Lucius Annaeus Seneca
"A healthy attitude is contagious but don't wait to catch it from others. Be a carrier."Mark Twain on Tom Stoppard
"Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul."Mark Twain on John Muir
"'Tis healthy to be sick sometimes."Mark Twain on Henry David Thoreau
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been."
"Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen."
"Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured."
"When angry, count to four when very angry, swear."