"There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one - keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy."
"Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open."Mark Twain on John Barrymore
"Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions."Mark Twain on Dalai Lama
"Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be."Mark Twain on Abraham Lincoln
"I am determined to be cheerful and happy in whatever situation I may find myself. For I have learned that the greater part of our misery or unhappiness is determined not by our circumstance but by our disposition."Mark Twain on Martha Washington
"Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony."Mark Twain on Mahatma Gandhi
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been."
"Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen."
"Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured."
"When angry, count to four when very angry, swear."