"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect."
"The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax."Mark Twain on Albert Einstein
"There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure."Mark Twain on Colin Powell
"Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all."Mark Twain on Dale Carnegie
"If there is anything that a man can do well, I say let him do it. Give him a chance."Mark Twain on Abraham Lincoln
"There is only one boss. The customer. And he can fire everybody in the company from the chairman on down, simply by spending his money somewhere else."Mark Twain on Sam Walton
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been."
"Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen."
"Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured."
"When angry, count to four when very angry, swear."