"With women, I've got a long bamboo pole with a leather loop on the end. I slip the loop around their necks so they can't get away or come too close. Like catching snakes."
"A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."Marlon Brando on Eleanor Roosevelt
"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."Marlon Brando on Marilyn Monroe
"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."Marlon Brando on Friedrich Nietzsche
"The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."Marlon Brando on Ralph Waldo Emerson
"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."Marlon Brando on John Lennon
"The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money."
"I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money."