"Humor helps ease the tension of race and the differences in society. If there wasn't comedy I don't know if Obama could have ever become president."
"You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty."Marlon Wayans on Mahatma Gandhi
"An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life."Marlon Wayans on Robert A. Heinlein
"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society."Marlon Wayans on Jiddu Krishnamurti
"A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both."Marlon Wayans on Dwight D. Eisenhower
"There is more to life than increasing its speed."Marlon Wayans on Mahatma Gandhi
"Let me tell you, Barack Obama is the most down dude in the world, but he's so smart so articulate, such an amazing speaker such a passionate man. He's humble."
"I'm the most inappropriate dad. I curse in front of my kids and their friends. I let my kids watch R-rated movies. I'll walk by the movie theater and say, 'Let's go see that,' and my kids will say, 'No, it's rated R. It's not appropriate for kids.' I'm like Uncle Dad. We have fun. I don't live with them, but I drive over four days a week."
"If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong."
"I'm good at coming up with wacky characters and funny dialogue."
"Comedy clubs can be brutal. Those people are for real, and if you aren't funny, they aren't laughing. They don't care who you are."