"Let me tell you, Barack Obama is the most down dude in the world, but he's so smart so articulate, such an amazing speaker such a passionate man. He's humble."
"Sometimes I think my husband is so amazing that I don't know why he's with me. I don't know whether I'm good enough. But if I make him happy, then I'm everything I want to be."Marlon Wayans on Angelina Jolie
"If you tell people where to go, but not how to get there, you'll be amazed at the results."Marlon Wayans on George S. Patton
"It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit."Marlon Wayans on Harry S. Truman
"If you set goals and go after them with all the determination you can muster, your gifts will take you places that will amaze you."Marlon Wayans on Les Brown
"Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."Marlon Wayans on Conan O'Brien
"I'm the most inappropriate dad. I curse in front of my kids and their friends. I let my kids watch R-rated movies. I'll walk by the movie theater and say, 'Let's go see that,' and my kids will say, 'No, it's rated R. It's not appropriate for kids.' I'm like Uncle Dad. We have fun. I don't live with them, but I drive over four days a week."
"If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong."
"I'm good at coming up with wacky characters and funny dialogue."
"Comedy clubs can be brutal. Those people are for real, and if you aren't funny, they aren't laughing. They don't care who you are."
"Gotta stay in the gym, stay funny, stay sharp. I just love working."