"You learn timing on the road. You learn structure and how to read an audience. You learn so much about the business of laughter that you can't learn on a set, because it's all on you. Sometimes you bomb, and you know not to tell that joke again... You just hope people find the humor in the awkwardness."
"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning."Marlon Wayans on Albert Einstein
"We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope."Marlon Wayans on Martin Luther King, Jr.
"None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free."Marlon Wayans on Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return."Marlon Wayans on Maya Angelou
"I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe."Marlon Wayans on Dalai Lama
"Let me tell you, Barack Obama is the most down dude in the world, but he's so smart so articulate, such an amazing speaker such a passionate man. He's humble."
"I'm the most inappropriate dad. I curse in front of my kids and their friends. I let my kids watch R-rated movies. I'll walk by the movie theater and say, 'Let's go see that,' and my kids will say, 'No, it's rated R. It's not appropriate for kids.' I'm like Uncle Dad. We have fun. I don't live with them, but I drive over four days a week."
"If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong."
"I'm good at coming up with wacky characters and funny dialogue."
"Comedy clubs can be brutal. Those people are for real, and if you aren't funny, they aren't laughing. They don't care who you are."