"I watch things that are fun, or funny, or interesting."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Martha Plimpton on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Martha Plimpton on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Martha Plimpton on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Martha Plimpton on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Martha Plimpton on Elbert Hubbard
"That's the thing about interviews, at some point you're going to change your mind. But it's there forever and you can't escape it."
"The word 'equality' shows up too much in our founding documents for anyone to pretend it's not the American way."
"I prefer to think of the audience as a single living organism with which I am sharing a singular, never-to-be-repeated experience."
"It's not common for a woman on television, especially if she's the mom of the family, to be funny. She's usually a straight man or foil."
"It's long been accepted as fact that the availability of family planning services saves lives. Where women have access to these services, children and families are healthier, and society at large benefits."