"I have sometimes imagined my own death and brought myself to tears."
"A man who won't die for something is not fit to live."Martin Short on Martin Luther King, Jr.
"To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent."Martin Short on Buddha
"The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead."Martin Short on Albert Einstein
"The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time."Martin Short on Mark Twain
"Death is no more than passing from one room into another. But there's a difference for me, you know. Because in that other room I shall be able to see."Martin Short on Helen Keller
"David Lynch and I almost made a movie together in the late '80s. We had lots of dinners and lunches. He's a very cool, hip guy. This film, let's face it, is like an homage to him, I would imagine he'd find it funny."
"I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny."