"Amazing that the human race has taken enough time out from thinking about food or sex to create the arts and sciences."
"Sometimes I think my husband is so amazing that I don't know why he's with me. I don't know whether I'm good enough. But if I make him happy, then I'm everything I want to be."Mason Cooley on Angelina Jolie
"If you tell people where to go, but not how to get there, you'll be amazed at the results."Mason Cooley on George S. Patton
"It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit."Mason Cooley on Harry S. Truman
"If you set goals and go after them with all the determination you can muster, your gifts will take you places that will amaze you."Mason Cooley on Les Brown
"Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."Mason Cooley on Conan O'Brien
"The wisdom of age: don't stop walking."
"Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends."
"Staid middle age loves the hurricane passions of opera."
"Middle age went by while I was mourning for my lost youth."
"The lonely become either thoughtful or empty."