"Amazing that the human race has taken enough time out from thinking about food or sex to create the arts and sciences."
"I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead."Mason Cooley on Oscar Wilde
"You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans."Mason Cooley on Ronald Reagan
"It's difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isn't available."Mason Cooley on Ronald Reagan
"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."Mason Cooley on Yogi Berra
"Beware the hobby that eats."Mason Cooley on Benjamin Franklin
"The wisdom of age: don't stop walking."
"Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends."
"Staid middle age loves the hurricane passions of opera."
"Middle age went by while I was mourning for my lost youth."
"The lonely become either thoughtful or empty."