"Cats are inquisitive, but hate to admit it."
"No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens."Mason Cooley on Abraham Lincoln
"I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."Mason Cooley on Winston Churchill
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."Mason Cooley on Robert A. Heinlein
"Time spent with cats is never wasted."Mason Cooley on Sigmund Freud
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself."Mason Cooley on Josh Billings
"The wisdom of age: don't stop walking."
"Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends."
"Staid middle age loves the hurricane passions of opera."
"Middle age went by while I was mourning for my lost youth."
"The lonely become either thoughtful or empty."