"And there's a visceral fun in watching Team America and making it, like taking a puppet and throwing it against the wall. Because it's not CG, there's something funny about it."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Matt Stone on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Matt Stone on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Matt Stone on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Matt Stone on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Matt Stone on Elbert Hubbard
"The pride of the hipster food movement is sort of annoying, but it fascinates me."
"Even celebrities, most people have a sense of humor. Most of the people we meet who we've done on the show, like it."
"With religion I was always like, 'Does it matter if it's true if it makes you happy?'"
"I definitely think we get a lot of respect for what we do, but I definitely think that some people don't like us, which is fine."