"The pride of the hipster food movement is sort of annoying, but it fascinates me."
"I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead."Matt Stone on Oscar Wilde
"You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans."Matt Stone on Ronald Reagan
"It's difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isn't available."Matt Stone on Ronald Reagan
"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."Matt Stone on Yogi Berra
"Beware the hobby that eats."Matt Stone on Benjamin Franklin
"And there's a visceral fun in watching Team America and making it, like taking a puppet and throwing it against the wall. Because it's not CG, there's something funny about it."
"Even celebrities, most people have a sense of humor. Most of the people we meet who we've done on the show, like it."
"With religion I was always like, 'Does it matter if it's true if it makes you happy?'"
"I definitely think we get a lot of respect for what we do, but I definitely think that some people don't like us, which is fine."