"I'm a huge fan of Chicago sports and Chicago food, and I love going home and my family is still there. I guess it's pretty easy to have a normal life in Chicago."
"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed."Matt Walsh on Michael Jordan
"It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling."Matt Walsh on Mark Twain
"Golf is a good walk spoiled."Matt Walsh on Mark Twain
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."Matt Walsh on Hunter S. Thompson
"Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after."Matt Walsh on Henry David Thoreau
"Although I do use some of my psychology training in comedy, but it's more like pop psychology, not a course of treatment or anything. To me, it's more like social intelligence."