"I think we have to act like stars because it is expected of us. So we drive our big cars and live in our smart houses."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Maurice Gibb on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Maurice Gibb on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Maurice Gibb on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Maurice Gibb on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Maurice Gibb on Steven Wright
"It's very hard to write a song alone. It's only by jamming that you can get a song together."
"No one knew me until I met my wife Lulu. Lulu's mother used to ask, Which one is Maurice? For six months she thought Lulu was dating Barry."
"As an alcoholic, you have no appreciation for your wife or your children's feelings, but I'm making up for that now. I'm winning my children's trust back."
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