"Most women are not as young as they are painted."
"A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."Max Beerbohm on Eleanor Roosevelt
"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."Max Beerbohm on Marilyn Monroe
"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."Max Beerbohm on Friedrich Nietzsche
"The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."Max Beerbohm on Ralph Waldo Emerson
"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."Max Beerbohm on John Lennon
"When hospitality becomes an art it loses its very soul."
"To give and then not feel that one has given is the very best of all ways of giving."
"People who insist on telling their dreams are among the terrors of the breakfast table."
"We must stop talking about the American dream and start listening to the dreams of Americans."
"There is much to be said for failure. It is much more interesting than success."