"We all have our pet things that we like to get religious about."
"No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens."Max Cannon on Abraham Lincoln
"I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."Max Cannon on Winston Churchill
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."Max Cannon on Robert A. Heinlein
"Time spent with cats is never wasted."Max Cannon on Sigmund Freud
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself."Max Cannon on Josh Billings
"The second we see somebody on the street or meet someone, we make snap judgments about them, about who they are and why we wouldn't necessarily sit with them or why we would or what's cool or not cool."
"Well, I am a lot like my dad, and the character of Ted is based on my dad."
"People are going to behave however the social norms permit, and beyond that."