"Well, I am a lot like my dad, and the character of Ted is based on my dad."
"It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father."Max Cannon on Pope John XXIII
"When one has not had a good father, one must create one."Max Cannon on Friedrich Nietzsche
"My father? I never knew him. Never even seen a picture of him."Max Cannon on Eminem
"I am not ashamed to say that no man I ever met was my father's equal, and I never loved any other man as much."Max Cannon on Hedy Lamarr
"Whoever does not have a good father should procure one."Max Cannon on Friedrich Nietzsche
"The second we see somebody on the street or meet someone, we make snap judgments about them, about who they are and why we wouldn't necessarily sit with them or why we would or what's cool or not cool."
"We all have our pet things that we like to get religious about."
"People are going to behave however the social norms permit, and beyond that."