"For a girl, the wedding is when you're married. For a guy, it's when you get engaged. It takes a real aggressive human being to back out between the ring and the wedding."
"The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It's a choice you make - not just on your wedding day, but over and over again - and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife."Max Greenfield on Barbara de Angelis
"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy if not, you'll become a philosopher."Max Greenfield on Socrates
"It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married."Max Greenfield on Robert Frost
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."Max Greenfield on Groucho Marx
"Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness."Max Greenfield on Oliver Wendell Holmes
"When I'm in the car sometimes it's like, 'Yeah, man, just put on the pop music.' You know what I mean? I don't want to listen to Tom Waits."
"I think the most important foundation about any relationship is just being honest. You've got to. My wife and I are honest to a fault with each other, and we're best friends on top of it, so we're very fortunate."
"There's nothing worse than walking around and talking about your failed relationship, all day, every day, for months on end."
"So when you go to a set and you just fully trust everybody, you know how hard everybody's working, you know that the people doing it are good and have such a strong vision - that's exactly my experience on 'New Girl,' and what my experience on 'Veronica Mars' was like. Everybody was just so great."
"I'm Jewish and my wife isn't so right now we're literally decorating a Christmas tree with Jewish stars draped around it."