"Acting advice is a bit like your parents teaching you how to drive a car. You know they're right, but you still kind of want them to shut up a bit."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Max Irons on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Max Irons on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Max Irons on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Max Irons on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Max Irons on Steven Wright
"I've got my dad's height and smoking habit. But I think I've got my mum's looks and sensibilities."
"Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing."
"I mean, it's fine when you're a kid and someone runs into the playground and goes, 'I've got this great game of pretend,' and you play... As an actor, getting to play, getting to use your imagination and be childish - it is weird but it's wonderful."
"The actors I respect are the ones who see it as a career and manage to live reasonably normal lives, like Meryl Streep and Philip Seymour Hoffman."
"If you try to bring 'teen drama,' you end up doing nothing but pouting."