"I think a lot of times on TV we see caricatures - that's what's funny."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Mayim Bialik on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Mayim Bialik on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Mayim Bialik on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Mayim Bialik on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Mayim Bialik on Elbert Hubbard
"I'm one of those people that thinks the Internet is amazing, and I can't believe it exists."
"It's wonderful to be appreciated for being quirky, and to see Zooey Deschanel and the quirky, indie film types get mainstream play is amazing for women, because women are much more complicated than what we've see on TV in the past."
"The level of communication you can achieve with an infant is really profound."
"Relationships are complicated no matter what style of parenting you choose."
"Attachment parenting is not a passive parenting style."