"I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Megan Fox on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Megan Fox on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Megan Fox on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Megan Fox on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Megan Fox on Elbert Hubbard
"People who don't like me talk about it as though I'm trash because I have tattoos. I find that insane because it's 2008, not the 1950s. Tattoos aren't limited to sailors. It's a form of art I find beautiful. I love it."
"I think all women in Hollywood are known as sex symbols. That's what our purpose is in this business. You're merchandised, you're a product. You're sold and it's based on sex. But that's okay. I think women should be empowered by that, not degraded."
"I like the bad-boy types. Generally the guy I'm attracted to is the guy in the club with all the tattoos and nail polish. He's usually the lead singer in a punk band and plays guitar. But my serious boyfriends are relatively clean-cut, nice guys. So it's strange."
"I've never been a big believer in formal education."
"People just assume that if you're famous, you're in Hollywood."