"You may not like the humor, but that is why every radio has an on-off button."
"A joke is a very serious thing."Mel Karmazin on Winston Churchill
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."Mel Karmazin on Mark Twain
"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."Mel Karmazin on William James
"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."Mel Karmazin on Mahatma Gandhi
"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road."Mel Karmazin on Henry Ward Beecher