"Fast cars are my only vice."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Michael Bay on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Michael Bay on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Michael Bay on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Michael Bay on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Michael Bay on Steven Wright
"Everybody knows about Pearl Harbor. The thing that really fascinated me is that through this tragedy there was this amazing American heroism."
"It is really cool to have created a movie that has turned out to become the biggest movie of the year."
"There are things that I invented - the creaky geriatric robot that is always grumpy, for example, or the little wheelie guy, he's not in the Hasbro lore. But kids love that stuff - this little guy as a pet on a chain. They gravitate towards it."