"A man from a primitive culture who sees an automobile might guess that it was powered by the wind or by an antelope hidden under the car, but when he opens up the hood and sees the engine he immediately realizes that it was designed."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Michael Behe on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Michael Behe on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Michael Behe on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Michael Behe on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Michael Behe on Steven Wright
"We are not inferring design to account for a black box, but to account for an open box."
"The point here is that physics followed the data where it seemed to lead, even though some thought the model gave aid and comfort to religion."
"It is a shock to us in the twentieth century to discover, from observations science has made, that the fundamental mechanisms of life cannot be ascribed to natural selection, and therefore were designed. But we must deal with our shock as best we can and go on."
"It is often said that science must avoid any conclusions which smack of the supernatural."
"It was a shock to people of the nineteenth century when they discovered, from observations science had made, that many features of the biological world could be ascribed to the elegant principle of natural selection."