"Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Michael Caine on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Michael Caine on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Michael Caine on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Michael Caine on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Michael Caine on Elbert Hubbard
"I felt a tremendous sadness for men who can't deal with a woman of their own age."
"Save your money. You're going to need twice as much money in your old age as you think."
"The difference between a movie star and a movie actor is this - a movie star will say, 'How can I change the script to suit me?' and a movie actor will say. 'How can I change me to suit the script?'"
"My problem was that I was blond. There were no heroes with blond hair. Robert Taylor and Henry Fonda, they all had dark hair. The only one I found was Van Johnson, who wasn't too cool. He was a nice, homely American boy. So I created my own image. It worked."
"For all my education, accomplishments, and so called 'wisdom'... I can't fathom my own heart."