"I'm not good at normal things. I can't drive a car. I couldn't read till I was 10."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Michael Lindsay-Hogg on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Michael Lindsay-Hogg on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Michael Lindsay-Hogg on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Michael Lindsay-Hogg on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Michael Lindsay-Hogg on Steven Wright
"I didn't have the equipment for the regular world of being a lawyer. I didn't have the imagination for that. I did have a funny kind of ambition, but I didn't know where to put it."
"I completely trust Gloria Vanderbilt. I have always found her very honest."