"A lot of my humor centers on the act of telling jokes and I think this can prevent certain audiences from suspending their feeling of disbelief. It might piss a few people off, but I can't help it."
"A joke is a very serious thing."Michael Showalter on Winston Churchill
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."Michael Showalter on Mark Twain
"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."Michael Showalter on William James
"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."Michael Showalter on Mahatma Gandhi
"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road."Michael Showalter on Henry Ward Beecher
"For me, Twitter works best as a way of taking pictures of being stuck in traffic on the Brooklyn Bridge. If people really want to read really funny quips about life, parenting, and pop culture, then by all means read Michael Ian Black's tweets."