"It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking."
"No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens."Mickey Rivers on Abraham Lincoln
"I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."Mickey Rivers on Winston Churchill
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."Mickey Rivers on Robert A. Heinlein
"Time spent with cats is never wasted."Mickey Rivers on Sigmund Freud
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself."Mickey Rivers on Josh Billings