"I don't know nothing about no marriages or nothing. I ain't even never been to a wedding."
"The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It's a choice you make - not just on your wedding day, but over and over again - and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife."Mike Epps on Barbara de Angelis
"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy if not, you'll become a philosopher."Mike Epps on Socrates
"It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married."Mike Epps on Robert Frost
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."Mike Epps on Groucho Marx
"Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness."Mike Epps on Oliver Wendell Holmes
"You know, my life's changed now. I'm starting to experience what people are really supposed to do. You supposed to be married. You're supposed to have a family, kids, treat your wife right."
"I'm a survivor of life. I try to give the glory to God and appreciate what's happening to me."
"I think in life, the sense of humor and comedy always exists."
"I can remember when I was a baby and my mother was there watching the show. I went and bought 100 episodes and watched them. I respect it so much that the sitcom itself and Ed Norton I'm not playing Ed Norton but my version of it, cause I'm a black man."